Reminder:  Aunt Edna segments feature real quotes from an (anonymous) extended family member (male or female), put into the mouth of a fictional ‘Aunt Edna’.  Dates are correct, though years are sometimes changed to disguise age.

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First Shared in May, 2016

referring to a relative:

” . . she has to eat less than all of us combined.”

August 25, 1991

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Newly added (but never before shared), April 15, 2024

again referring to a relative:

” . . (he/she) has to open the jars on all my lids.”

November 27, 2009

” Open foot, insert mouth.”

June 16, 1996