1. What do you call a midget psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
2. What do you call a snobby prisoner coming down a set of stairs? A condescending con descending.
3. Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He was awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Offered with all apologies necessary, but I’d be happy to hear any you think are as bad. 🙂