Reminder: Aunt Edna segments feature real quotes from an (anonymous but cooperative) extended family member, put into the mouth of a fictional Aunt Edna. Edna’s gender not guaranteed, and quote’s year sometimes changed to disguise age. 🙂
9/30/2014:
You missed that by a fraction of a hair of an inch!
From the Archives:
(Date Unrecorded): “We’re 3 of a pair, aren’t we?”
May 31, 2015: “Five years ago? I can’t even remember tomorrow”